Queer subtext in media is nice and all, but have you considered:
- Including actual queer characters instead of vague metaphors for queer characters.
- alaska where you at bitch
- a shit-ton of katherines
- paper-ass towns
- holy fucking shit another will grayson
- fuck you stars
And now we wait until John Green finds this
my otp categories include “close friends who love each other platonically and would do anything for each other in canon, but also kiss in my mind” and “Oh My God, This is So Fucked Up”
things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:
- lacy lingerie
- long dramatic coats
neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.
*carries a redshirt with me but doesn’t wear it* it’s a metaphor for dying on away missions but i don’t put it on because i don’t actually want to die on away missions
- the fault in our star trek
No one verbs like Gaston,
Adverb verbs like Gaston,
No one verbs with the adjective noun like Gaston.
you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
Sleeve tattoos are the most aesthetically pleasing thing in the entire world on anyone ever