My phone is dumb
Yeah dad jokes are funny, but what about mom jokes?
All of the above motherfucker
yo mama jokes don’t work very well here
Would you kill him in his bed?
Thrust a dagger through his head?
I would not, could not, kill the King.
I could not do that evil thing.
I would not wed this girl, you see.
Now get her to a nunnery.
~ Green Eggs and Hamlet
Feuilly has, at one point, done the “I’m not angry I’m just disappointed” thing at Enjolras, complete with heavy sigh and vaguely cold looks for over a week.
(even years later Enjolras still feels horrible about it)
WE’VE WALKE D ON THE FUCKIGN MOON BUT I CANT WEAR SHORT S TO SCHOOL BECAUSE SOME GROSS 15 YEAR OLD WILL C;UM IN HIS PANTS IF HE SEES LEGS
my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was like “are you so-and-so?” and he was like “yeah…” and they were like “bill gates just paid off your student loans”