THESE KIDS TODAY WITH THEIR TEXTING AND MURDER
When Oscar Wilde was asked to list his 100 favourite books he said he couldn’t because “I have only written five”.
slipping | sherlock by thedarklordascending
I HAVE ACTUALLY NEVER HAD A REACTION SO INTENSE TO A FAN VIDEO.
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS WHEN I HIT PLAY. OH MY GOD. MY HEART.
I AM SO HAPPY AND SO MISERABLE ALL AT ONCE. THAT WAS SO GOOD.
WHY IS THIS SO FITTING
NOT SURE IF HAPPY OR IN DESPAIR
OH MY GOD
THIS IS SO PERFECT
I CAN’T DESCRIBE
OMG. GUYS. I’M SO NOT JOKING. WATCH IT!
Holy mother of Shitballs…
This sentence has five words.
Here are five more words.
Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety.
I vary the sentence length, and I create music.
Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony.
I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length.
And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals–sounds that say listen to this:
it is important.
Have you ever wanted to watch any episode of whose line is it anyway?
GOSH NOW YOU CAN
OMG. I don’t know if you know how much I love Whose Line is it anyway… I may or may not have watched the 45 minute gag reel about 20 times up until now. AWESOOOOME. There once was a german version of it, but it wasn’t NEARLY as funny.
I’M NOT EVEN SORRY
Oh sweet jesus we need series 3.
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one
I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened He has money saved and is more than willing if it happens.
bitch were getting you a puppy ok